Did you know you could buy a new $26,390 Dodge Charger right now at WatchYourWallet Dodge for only $17,590? Or a $20,970 Avenger for $13,970? These prices are amazing, almost generous. Check this out, because you will want to jump on this deal. Here is the pricing for the Charger.
MSRP ………………………….…… $26,390
Discounts & Rebates …………. $4,800
YOUR CASH ………………...…. $4,000
After discounts, rebates & your cash, you could get this car for only $17,590! Wait. What is this “your cash” stuff? I can just hear the conversation with the salesman.
“Let me get this straight. If I give you $4000 of my own money, you will reduce the price of this car by $4000?”
“Oh, it gets better. It’s not just this car, but any car on the show floor! In fact, for a limited time, we are willing to extend this deal to our pre-owned inventory as well.”
“That’s very magnanimous. I don’t know how you can make a profit with these kinds of deals.”
“We believe, at WatchYourWallet Dodge, that the customer is an idiot ... I mean number one.”
Subway should be all over this. For a limited time only, the 12” cold cut combo is only $3 after $2 of your cash. “Wait. Are you serious? If I give you $2, my $5 sandwich will only cost $3? You guys are practically giving this stuff away!”
In what universe does this make sense?
